Hmm terrorizing the neighbourhood... Where to start? I guess the thing is to come in strong. That's why, the first time we set foot on the parcel as property owners, we brought the cops. We were hoping for hella cop support, but they sadly did their job and asked us why we didn't have legal documentation of our so-called easement. Oh well. After yelling at a lone gardener, we weren't sure what to do next. Besides obviously vandalizing the planter boxes that the gardeners put there. That goes without saying. We dumped out the soil, ripped out plants, and started bullying the volunteers. Often, when you start bullying, people cave in. But these garden gnomes are angry that we are trying to illegally turn abandoned land into our freebie parking lot. So they didn't go away. We even tried to pay one off by telling him we would give him a job if he stopped volunteering as a garden gnome. Kinda like offering the neighbours free internet. We think people can be very easily bought.
We then learned, especially after that disastrous appeal hearing, in which a commissioner had the nerve to ask us if we were trying to claim hostile possession of property (obviously duh), that nobody in the community supports an unpermitted commercial parking lot in their neighbourhood. We are so weirded out by this! Why do people care, right? As if they know we don't own this land by now..? Hmmm. Well, in the meantime, we are just being territorial as fuck, by pouring concrete on the parcel for example. We also drunkenly charge at anyone who dares filming us and our illegal concrete and try our darnest to smack them and their phones. Why not, right? Then we fabricate a story, hire a PR team, and try to get people to love us for hitting the community. Is it working?
Oh, and we found this lock online that we lock the gate with, which is, you know, part of our hostile landgrab. Sorry not sorry. The lock is as fat as our wallets.
Oh and you know what also helps? Start threatening to have your neighbours deported! Lol when I was shit-faced on the parcel, my true nature came out and I started yelling about calling ICE on the garden trolls! I can do that, because I am a privileged white guy and is it my God-given right to hate immigrants! Perhaps I shouldn't have said it out loud, though.. Well, who cares.
We then learned, especially after that disastrous appeal hearing, in which a commissioner had the nerve to ask us if we were trying to claim hostile possession of property (obviously duh), that nobody in the community supports an unpermitted commercial parking lot in their neighbourhood. We are so weirded out by this! Why do people care, right? As if they know we don't own this land by now..? Hmmm. Well, in the meantime, we are just being territorial as fuck, by pouring concrete on the parcel for example. We also drunkenly charge at anyone who dares filming us and our illegal concrete and try our darnest to smack them and their phones. Why not, right? Then we fabricate a story, hire a PR team, and try to get people to love us for hitting the community. Is it working?
Oh, and we found this lock online that we lock the gate with, which is, you know, part of our hostile landgrab. Sorry not sorry. The lock is as fat as our wallets.
Oh and you know what also helps? Start threatening to have your neighbours deported! Lol when I was shit-faced on the parcel, my true nature came out and I started yelling about calling ICE on the garden trolls! I can do that, because I am a privileged white guy and is it my God-given right to hate immigrants! Perhaps I shouldn't have said it out loud, though.. Well, who cares.