We love to hear from you, but only if you support our landgrab. If you are a neighbour and support turning abandoned property into a new neighbourhood park, then I, Alex Menendez, have probably sent you unsolicited emails asking you out for coffee. I will try to win your support by giving you free internet for a couple of months, until this all blows over. Please email me at amen@monkeybrains.net because I am truly desperate finding neighbours supportive of our ploy. Write me so I can buy you coffee and manipulate you. I need free parking. We all do, but I have a right to it, and regular folk don't. Sheesh.
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